Desperation: Party of One. TMZ reports:
It took a little convincing, some banging and a few four-letter words — but Lindsay Lohan finally talked her way into Samantha Ronson’s apartment Friday night. As we first told you, Ryan Seacrest is trying to get Lilo to do a reality show with him about second chances. Our math might be off, but by letting Sam in her apartment, she gave Lindsay chance #3,217.
I swear, Lindsay must lick it like a Tootsie Roll Pop, because there’s really no way to explain this. I’d have an easier time taking back AIDS than I would taking back Lindsay Lohan.