I’m not really sure how Katherine Heigl became America’s sweetheart, because her face looks kinda like a Moon Pie, and when she’s not being a raging cunt (see here and here) she looks like something Harry Potter would fight when she’s not surrounded by a Spartan army of hair and makeup people (here and here). So here she is at the premiere of The Ugly Truth, where she can be seen smiling because she’s tricked the world into thinking she’s anything but a marginal actress with completely average looks. Also good a tricks? That elephant at the zoo who rode the tricycle. How did she do that?!
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