The Stockholm, Sweden premiere of Couples Retreat was Wednesday night, and star Malin Akerman was so excited about it that she got out of her car like she thought it was an OB/GYN exam. I’m not sure why she thought this was a good idea. My Craigslist ad says I give them for free in a clean, discreet environment. So discreet the cops can’t find it. Hit me up, ladies!
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
