Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire’s fag hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf. How romantic. Ashley Greene is in the movie but we have to stare at Kristen Stewart’s downs face for two hours. They should have spent more CGI on that, because if they expect me to believe that two supernatural male models would be fighting over the heart of a chick who looks like she should be passing out flyers on campus about recycling, then they might want to up their budget.
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