I have no idea why I didn’t post these pictures of Carrie Underwood performing at the AMAs yesterday, but here they are to make up for the parade of ugly that has gripped the site for far too long. Damn, this little bitch is hot. Not that anybody cares, but there’s this waitress at MoJoe’s that looks exactly like Carrie Underwood but with brown hair. And no I’m not saying that just so I can get a free chicken wrap! How dare you suggest such a thing?!
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