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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and one of their 70 cents a day kids showed up to the premiere of Invictus last night and I really hope they just got robbed at gunpoint immediately before this picture was taken because they look like absolute hell. Brad Pitt probably looks like this for a movie, but Angelina looks like she’s been rollin and can’t wait to put Vick’s vapor rub on a hot wash cloth and put on her face while somebody waves around glow sticks. And what the hell is up with Maddox? Should he even be there? Because I’m pretty sure the blood splatter analysis has came back on that Vacation Murders victim.
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