I’d be more than happy to leave my MS paint masterpiece of Pocahontas as the top post all day for the world to enjoy, but the people who pay me say I have to update this thing once in a while, so here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. There, is that updated enough?! When will I ever be good enough for you?!
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
