Marisa Miller pranced around looking hotcompeted in the 4th DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl this weekend, and got tackled by Tom Arnold. I’m not sure how bad at sports you have to be to get tackled by Tom Arnold, but at least she didn’t seem to mind when he pulled her pants down. More chicks should be like that. It would be fun. I know my lawyer throws around terms like “assault” and “non-consensual”, but I’d like to think of it as a surprise party for their vagina! Everybody likes surprise parties!!!
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