You know I’m desperate when I’m posting pictures of AnnaLynne McCord at the 2010 DIRECTV Celebrity Beach Bowl this weekend to mitigate some of the fug I’ve exposed you to today, so forgive me. It’s a skinny white girl in a bikini, so I guess that’s something. I mean, why do you have to be such a little bitch? All you do is complain! Oh, when will I ever be good enough for you??!! Fine, be that way! See if I care!
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