I’m gonna try to say this in the nicest way possible, but if Christina Hendricks didn’t look like she could breastfeed Grendel she would probably be hoping to get a call from Lane Bryant and giving head to play a dead body on CSI: Greensboro. And the last one might not work, because she’s pale and has fangs. I get the feeling if she went down on me she’d bring out a bottle of hot sauce at some point.
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