If pretending I know what I’m looking at the Dolce & Gabbana Autumn/Winter fashion show in Milan means I get to pin Ashley Greene’s knees to her ears and punch her cervix, I probably better buy a few magazines to find out what season I am. I have to admit, white really brings out my skin tone.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
