Instead of writing about how Tiger Woods is gonna return to golf at the next Masters or post more pics of Heidi Montag, here’s piece of ass Candice Swanepoel in Esquire magazine. If that sounded like an apology, I’m sorry. Michael Jackson could rise from the grave and hold press conference to say he was going to play at the Masters and I would still post these picture instead. Sorry. Not really.
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