AnnaLynne McCord and her sister, Somethingelsethatstartswithana McCord, pretended to make out while playing volleyball yesterday, because let’s be honest, that’s what attention whores do. But they didn’t take into account that they could both use a hot oil treatment and that Ferdinand Magellan would have bad news to report after he tried to sail around their asses. If any dude finds these two chicks hot, you might want to try tapping your foot in a airport bathroom, because it’s pretty obvious at this point that vagina probably isn’t your thing.
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