Ashley Greene attended the 12th Annual Young Hollywood Awards where she apparently accepted the Hottest Chick In A Movie For Overweight 13-Year Old Goth Girls And Women Pedophiles. I don’t know why her chest is so shiny, but I think it’s because she’s the new penny in the piggy bank of my heart.
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