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Ashley Greene posed in Minnie Mouse ears with two chicks and members of the groundkeeping staff(?) this weekend, and I think it’s about time I make another trip to California this year. I’ve never wanted to have sex with Minnie Mouse, but then again, I’ve never imagined her doing me reverse cowgirl while ripping a bong either. So, yeah, there’s that.
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