Ashley Greene Remains Hot In London

For the life of me, I cannot understand why Ashley Greene isn’t in every movie ever made. Dear God, she’s hot. But it’s more than that. I want to hold her hand and walk along the beach. I want to caress her face and feed her strawberries. I want to romantically give her clitoris a tongue bath. Oh, and I want to play a game I just made up where I pin her knees to her ears and choke her out. It’s called “Whac-A-Cervix.” Let’s see if I can beat my high score!