I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not available? Because I wouldn’t make this chick the face of a pirate ship. Don’t get me wrong, the body is sick, but the face looks like a backup singer for the band booked to play the Hogwarts commencement.
The world is an unjust and lawless place and whoever made it should unplug it and plug it back in,…
