I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not available? Because I wouldn’t make this chick the face of a pirate ship. Don’t get me wrong, the body is sick, but the face looks like a backup singer for the band booked to play the Hogwarts commencement.
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