I was asked on Formspring last night to describe my ideal woman in the physical sense and Jessica Lowndes is probably the closest thing you’ll find to that. Brunette? Check. Light eyes? Check. Great tits? Check. Awesome ass? Check. If she has a strong gag reflex and her vagina tastes like a California roll, we’d be pretty much set here.
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