Christina Hendricks went shopping in Hollywood yesterday and I hope the hardware store she’s going to isn’t out of sandpaper, because HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS THAT?? Is that a bunion or a canned ham? Look, sweetie, I don’t care how big your tits are. Either get the jaws of life to cut that thing off or get back in the velociraptor cage. I don’t need my abdomen sliced open when I flip you over.
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