Ashley Greene is in Paris filming a movie with Miley Cyrus, and as disappointing as that sounds, what’s not disappointing is Ashley’s hot ass in these painful erection inducing shorts. If any guy wouldn’t want those legs wrapped around their head like a boa constrictor, maybe they should vajazzle their balls and renew their subscription to Details magazine because obviously vagina isn’t their thing.
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