A week after realizing she was dating a member of the Jonas Brothers, Ashley Greene broke up with Joe Jonas and went shopping with her parents. And showed them the picture of my penis I texted her. Look how happy and excited Ashley looks! But I think her parents are more concerned about if vaginal reconstruction is covered by their insurance.
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