I don’t know if Ryan Phillippe’s semen contains some kind of gypsy curse, but Amanda Seyfried showed up to the European premiere of Red Riding Hood looking like she’s aged about 40 years. I appreciate the big tits, but everything else just doesn’t work for me. I mean, is she part cricket? What’s up with her legs? And it’s hard to look at anAHHHHHHHH!!!! Wow. Sorry. She caught me by surprise with her huuunnnggrrry eyes. She wants to show me what this movie’s allll abooouuuuutt. Darlin’ tonight.
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