Kat Dennings Understands How To Promote A Movie

Let’s not kid ourselves here. Much like Christina Hendricks, Kat Dennings‘ face is busted. But since she has huge tits and her body looks like this, she wins at life and is cast in movies then asked to walk the red carpet for the Thor premiere (see how that works, ladies?). This movie already looks pretty good, so if Thor somehow finds himself surrounded by evil forces and the only way to defeat them would be to titty fuck Kat Dennings, I feel a scene such as that would resonate with me and bring emotional balance to the film.