In an interview in the August 2011 issue of Details magazine, Shia LaBeouf says a lot of words, but they shouldn’t have wasted your time with all of those other words and instead just put this blockquote on the cover of the magazine in all caps with blinking lights around it. Because he basically tell Details he fucked Megan Fox. Because she’s a ho.
Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”
This story gets even more hilarious when you realize that last week Megan Fox said she planned to renew her vows with Brian Austin Green then in the same breath called him a crying pussy. Apparently her vagina will not be at the ceremony.
Note: Granted, it’s kinda a dick move for LaBeouf to say all this publicly, but please understand that Megan Fox pointed to her vagina and said, “Shia, get in this.” She could have been dating Batman, and I’d still take my chances.
