When you’re 26 and play the ugly one in a bunch of shitty Disney Channel musicals about high school, you probably think you could walk around Beverly Hills completely unnoticed while the paparazzi run over you to take pictures of actual beautiful celebrities. And understandably so. Because, let’s be honest here, it’s Ashley Tisdale. She could fall into a vat of chemicals or get set on fire then show up to the set the next day and everybody would only think to ask if she’d done something different with her hair.
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