No matter what her lawyers say, here is my girlfriend Ashley Greene walking around L.A. yesterday talking on the phone. See how happy she looks? I used a number she didn’t recognize this time then I disguised my voice and told her Martin Scorsese wants her as the lead in his new movie. And if she wants the part, she should show up for a meeting. At my address. I bet she’ll think my surprise will be so romantic!
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