Johnny Depp is the real star of this movie, but he sometimes looks homeless (yet somehow still hot) on red carpets. Amber Heard may be infrequently employed, but she looks like she showers often. Probably with her girlfriend. I’ll leave you with that image. Enjoy your day and know that blue balls is a treatable condition.
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