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A source I just made up says that Amanda Seyfried reads this site all the time, and was so pleased to see how well received her ass was last week that she decided to walk around in Canyon Park this weekend in these pants. Good for her. “Oh, and me,” my penis just said.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…