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Since Lindsay Lohan is an irresponsible drug addict and career criminal, Amanda Seyfried is now starring in Lovelace, the biopic of 70’s porn legend Linda Lovelace; best known for being forced into porn and prostitution by her husband and her X-Men like ability to take a horse dick balls deep in her mouth. Amanda Seyfried seems to enjoy getting naked in movies and every time you a picture of her, she’s throwing her sexuality in your face like she’s always horny. Whoa, slow it down, Amanda. A man likes to be approached cool and romantically. Did you just take for granted that I wanted to skinny dip? Take my hand, let’s hit the floor. Shake your body to the music maybe then you’ll score. C’mom, baby won’t you show some class? Why you wanna move so fast?
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
