Sacha Baron Cohen is in Cannes calling attention to himself for his new movie The Dictator. Usually this shit is super annoying, like when he dumped “ashes” on Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars. But he may have struck gold when he messed around with and then “murdered” Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes. You can always count on George Clooney‘s ex-girlfriends to look good in bikinis. I’m sure the festival’s jury will take all of this into consideration.
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The-Dictator-Cannes #1
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #2
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #3
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #4
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #5
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #6
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #7
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #8
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #9
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #10
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #11
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY -
The-Dictator-Cannes #12
"Borat" star Sacha Baron Cohen, acting in his "Dictator" General Aladeen persona, has a fun afternoon with Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes, France on May 16, 2012. The pair lathered each other up with suntan lotion and took pictures of one another. After sneaking a peak at the Aladeen's "package," Elisabetta laughed and made fun of him. The General grew furious after she rejected his advances, which lead to a fight. Unfortunately, Canalis was "killed" and Aladeen stuffed her in a plastic bag and tossed her "dead" body overboard! What a way to kick off Cannes! RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY
