When defending her weight earlier this month, Christina Aquilera said she was Ecuadorian, but people keep “passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl”. I guess “Ecuadorian” means “sassy, black lady” in fat girl, because GODDAMN. It’s going to be pretty cool next week when she wears biker shorts and a halter top.
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 09: Singer Singer Christina Aguilera speaks onstage during the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards nominations press conference at the JW Marriott Los Angeles at L.A. LIVE on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 09: Singer Singer Christina Aguilera speaks onstage during the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards nominations press conference at the JW Marriott Los Angeles at L.A. LIVE on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 09: Singer Singer Christina Aguilera speaks onstage during the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards nominations press conference at the JW Marriott Los Angeles at L.A. LIVE on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 09: Singer Singer Christina Aguilera speaks onstage during the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards nominations press conference at the JW Marriott Los Angeles at L.A. LIVE on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 09: Singer Singer Christina Aguilera speaks onstage during the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards nominations press conference at the JW Marriott Los Angeles at L.A. LIVE on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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LOS ANGELES, CA - OCTOBER 09: Singer Singer Christina Aguilera speaks onstage during the 40th Anniversary American Music Awards nominations press conference at the JW Marriott Los Angeles at L.A. LIVE on October 9, 2012 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
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