So apparently the Mayans weren’t as advanced as we thought. I mean, they all speak Spanish now. I feel like if the end of the world comes, I shouldn’t have to press 1 for Spanish. This is America. So here’s Kelly Brook, who speaks the language that we’ve bastardized. She’s shooting a video for her calendar and we shoot each other. To be honest, I think a 32E shooting a video is way sexier.
