Cindy Crawford may be 47 here at the 66th Cannes Film Festival, but trust me when I say this: I'd hit like a drone over a hospital in Aghanistan. I don't even know how many of you knew you were conscious in the 90's, so if you getting your diaper changed then, I apologize. Because Cindy Crawford used to look like THIS. I just talked to my penis and that's how he chooses to remember her.
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
Opening Ceremony of the 66th Cannes Film Festival - 'The Great Gatsby' - PremiereFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: WENN.com**Only Available for publication in the UK and USA**