Cindy Crawford may be 47 here at the 66th Cannes Film Festival, but trust me when I say this: I'd hit like a drone over a hospital in Aghanistan. I don't even know how many of you knew you were conscious in the 90's, so if you getting your diaper changed then, I apologize. Because Cindy Crawford used to look like THIS. I just talked to my penis and that's how he chooses to remember her.
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Cindy Crawford attends the Opening Ceremony and 'The Great Gatsby' Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Theatre Lumiere on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Model Cindy Crawford attends the Opening Ceremony and premiere of 'The Great Gatsby' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Cindy Crawford attends the Opening Ceremony and premiere of 'The Great Gatsby' during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Michael Buckner/WireImage)
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Model Cindy Crawford attends Electrolux at Opening Night of The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Theatre Lumiere on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ian Gavan/WireImage for Electrolux)
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: Model Cindy Crawford attends Electrolux at Opening Night of The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Theatre Lumiere on May 15, 2013 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Ian Gavan/WireImage for Electrolux)
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Cindy Crawford 66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Ceremony
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: Joe Alvarez -
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Ceremony
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: Joe Alvarez -
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Ceremony
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: Joe Alvarez -
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Ceremony
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: Joe Alvarez -
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Ceremony
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: Joe Alvarez -
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening CeremonyFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: Joe Alvarez
66th Cannes Film Festival - Opening Ceremony
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: Joe Alvarez -
Opening Ceremony of the 66th Cannes Film Festival - 'The Great Gatsby' - PremiereFeaturing: Cindy CrawfordWhere: Cannes, FranceWhen: 15 May 2013Credit: WENN.com**Only Available for publication in the UK and USA**
Opening Ceremony of the 66th Cannes Film Festival - 'The Great Gatsby' - Premiere
Featuring: Cindy Crawford
Where: Cannes, France
When: 15 May 2013
Credit: WENN.com**Only Available for publication in the UK and USA**
