Taylor Swift looks like a Chinese transvestite with the body of somebody in a forced labor camp, and by all reports and reality that you can see and read, her vagina is a cold, desolate vaccuum of need and want that only poses as a real vagina to suck boyfriends in so she can give them her wedding vows made out of macaroni art and buy a house next to them after two weeks. That was probably a run-on sentence. Another fact? So help me Yeezus I would hit it. You know in alien movies when aliens invade a person's body and controls all their thoughts and actions and the person is powerless to resist? Yeah, That's what it's like having a penis. It makes you shake your fist in two ways.
Taylor Swift Munch Music Awards
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Singer Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Taylor Swift arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at Bell Media Headquarters on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jag Gundu/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Taylor Swift arrives on the red carpet at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at Bell Media Headquarters on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Jag Gundu/Getty Images)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Singer Taylor Switft during the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: Singer Taylor Switft during the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
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Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards
TORONTO, ON - JUNE 16: MMVA VJ Lauren Toyota and singer Taylor Swift during the 2013 MuchMusic Video Awards at MuchMusic HQ on June 16, 2013 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)
