Anastasia Ashley was just some chick on the women's pro surfer circuit until today. That's because her "warmup routine" includes shakin dat ass because obviously twerking and simulated sex loosens your limbs up to go surfing. It's only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus says this chick is copying her, but Miley has a flat ass so nothing she says should be taken seriously. Look it up. That's like a law or something.
