I'll never really understand why people play video games with headsets on and pretend they're soldiers or whatever, because soldiers usually don't get their guns taken away by their moms if they fail another chemistry test. Weird. Anyway, there's a game where you can pretend you're a soldier out now and it's called Call Of Duty: Ghosts, and they put Megan Fox and her fine ass in the commercial because they realize who actually plays these games. If you're pretending you're an elite operative fighting a technologically-superior global power to survive after America has been destroyed, I guess pretending Megan Fox thinking that would be attractive wouldn't be that much of a stretch. Happy shooting, nerds.
