I puked five times last night so I only caught the last hour of the 2013 American "Music" Awards, but it doesn't really matter, because all you really need to know about the state of the music industry is that Taylor Swift won a bunch of shit including Artist Of The Year. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift won Artist Of The Year. I can't stress enough that Taylor Swift won Artist Of The Year. She should also win some kind of award for being the only tall, rich, blonde with fantastic legs that men run away from like they're being chased by a werewolf. Taylor Swift now has fourteen AMAs, so I don't know where she keeps them all. I would say she could put them in her vagina, but that's where she keeps her heart.
Taylor Swift 2013 AMAs
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2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 25 Nov 2013
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Singer Taylor Swift attends the 2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A
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Singer Taylor Swift accepts the Favorite Country Album award for 'Red' onstage during the 2013 American Music Awards
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Singer Taylor Swift attends the 2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A.
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Musician Taylor Swift attends the 2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre
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Singer Taylor Swift accepts the Favorite Country Album award for 'Red' onstage during the 2013 American Music Awards
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Singer Taylor Swift, winner of the Artist of the Year, Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist, Favorite Country Female Artist, and Favorite Country Album awards, poses in the press room at the 2013 American Music Awards
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Singer/Recording Artist Taylor Swift stands onstage during the 2013 American Music Awards
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Recording artist Taylor Swift arrives at the 2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre
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Taylor Swift onstage at the 2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre
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Taylor Swift onstage at the 2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A.
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Taylor Swift speaks onstage at the 2013 American Music Awards
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Singer Taylor Swift attends the press room at the 2013 American Music Awards
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Singer Taylor Swift poses with her AMA awards in the press room at the 2013 American Music Awards
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Taylor Swift speaks onstage at the 2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre
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2013 American Music Awards
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 24 Nov 2013
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2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 24 Nov 2013
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2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 24 Nov 2013
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2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 25 Nov 2013
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2013 American Music Awards held at Nokia Theatre
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 25 Nov 2013
Credit: Nikki Nelson/WENN.com -
2013 American Music Awards
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 24 Nov 2013
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com -
2013 American Music Awards
Featuring: Taylor Swift
Where: Los Angeles, California, United States
When: 24 Nov 2013
Credit: Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.com
