It’s almost bikini season, but the good thing about Anastasia Ashley is that everyday is bikini season because her body is ridiculous. I’m actually trying to get a bill passed that says if she takes a picture without being in a bikini, a rescue dog will be killed and white, Christian baby will be aborted. And Wal-Mart will no longer carry Goya products and Nike will discontinue Jordans. Trying to cover all my bases here.