Um, Hey There, Taylor Swift

She's pretty annoying and her vagina is a cold, desolate wastleland of feelings, but Taylor Swift looked hot last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards. I mean, look at her damn legs. I'd like to use them like elliptical handles but in a more romantic way. Or not in a romantic way. May just depend on my mood at the time.

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