I don’t know the science involved that made it possible for Stephen Baldwin and Bruce Jenner to produce things that look like this, but maybe it’s best that we don’t question it. Just let it happen. Shhhh….shhhh…let it happen. You like that, baby? You like that. Awww yeah. Bend over for me. Now arch your back. Uhhh huhhh. Like that. Can you put your cat in the other room, he’s staring at me.
