Apparently all of the recent “holy shit Jessica Simpson looks amazing again” pics were all vicious lies and cunning demonry, because she posted these pictures on Instagram today and I don’t know, man. She kinda looks like a stage mom who had a few extra minutes left with her daughter’s photographer and decided to just got for it. What is happening here? Have we all been decieved? Why do her legs look like that? That’s gross, right? Looks like you could grind them up and make glue or possibly dog food.
