Nobody has stepped in to stop this Ninja Turtles movie from happening yet, so now it’s time to promote it, and what better what way than Megan Fox‘s hot ass suggestively pulling up her dress on the cover of a magazine that hates women for than the Supreme Court? She does an interview where she wants women to own their sexuality or whatever (we still need to tell women that?), but she also says her perfect date is “sushi and third base” and that she owns a bunch of La Perla. Not sure how I’m going to kill Brian Austin Green yet since 90210 did a pretty good job of that already.
