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Kris Jenner filed papers on Monday to end the 23-year marriage, according to documents obtained by the Daily News. Kris requests joint custody of daughter Kylie and to keep all her jewelry. The filing cites irreconcilable differences as the reason behind their split.
Kris Jenner is all about diversifying revenue streams, so the jewelry may come in handy one day, and since Kylie isn’t attractive enough to be a model, or have a sex tape, or marry a dude in the NBA, I guess child support will have to do. Not sure what the “irreconcilable differences” were, but I think it’s because Kris Jenner thinks she has a penis and Bruce Jenner wants to surgically cut his off.
