Jessica Lowndes’ Single Must Not Be Selling That Well

 

When you tell a chick they’re pretty for a long time then they start believing they can do other stuff, so Jessica Lowndes released a song about month ago called “Silicone In Stereo” and since she looks like this (and this) in a bikini, nobody really had the heart to tell her not to release it. So it got released. I don’t have the sales number in front of me, but I assume it could only have reached double digits if it played against the Chicago Bears. Nice defense, guys. Maybe Michael Jordan can loan ya’ll some money so you can train some actual bears to play pass defense. Bears are tall. Anyway, Jessica Lowndes showed like half her boob on Instagram. That’s pretty cool.

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