Lindsey Pelas Isn’t The Duggars

I was gonna write about how the Duggars are still being investigated by the Arkansas Department of Human Services, but then I realized Lindsey Pelas has bigger tits and hasn’t molested anyone as far as we know. If she has, I’m sure whoever she molested would have been on every news outlet by now wearing a fur coat and sipping Coke Zero out of a gold chalice while his penis signed autographs.

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