A Lawsuit Wants Taylor Swift To Send Titty And Butt Pics

Apparently Lucky 13 is some kind of clothing brand that is suing Taylor Swift for selling merch that kinda looks like their stuff.

Robert Kloetzly, who runs Lucky 13, just brought his nasty copyright lawsuit against the 25-year-old pop princess to a new level — asking for revealing photos of Swift to prove that she’s ripping off his brand. Their bitter fight started when Kloetzly realized Swift was selling swag — including shirts and greeting cards — with “Lucky 13” on them, referring to her birth date and favorite number. It only got worse when he demanded that the “Shake It Off” singer turn over any promotional photos or videos that show “partially visible” parts of her breasts or buttocks. “For instance, Plaintiff served a final set of written discovery on Defendants that requested irrelevant material such as … all photographs and videos of you in which your breasts are at least partially visible as well as documents reflecting, evidencing or revealing who took each such photograph and video and where and when,” her lawyers wrote in court papers obtained by The Daily Mail.

This seems like a really overly complicated way to ask for nudes, Robert. 

The mounting “harassing tactics” prompted Swift to request a protection order from US Federal District Court Judge Cormac J. Carney, according to her attorneys. But the clothing designer says his photo requests are necessary to show that the blonde beauty is targeting a similar audience to his branded clothing line, which he copyrighted back in 1991. “One of their positions is that the demographics are very different and that the edgy-looking image and the models we use for the Lucky 13 brand are not congruent with Miss Swift’s image,” Gary Rinkerman, Lucky 13’s lawyer, told The Daily Mail. “Unfortunately we’re being forced to counter that by showing that in her public appearances she is transitioning towards a more adult, alternative demographic.”

I spent about two minutes on their site, and they sell shit to people who are “true to American Rockabilly pride!”, which basically means neckbeards who like to wear bowling league casual and overweight chicks who like to ironically dress up like 50s housewives. They claim Taylor is a sociopath with her brand image and need these pics to…I honestly don’t know really. To post around the office so their models will skip lunch? Taylor Swift probably has sex with her bra, so good luck with your lawsuit, bro. You might want to try to subpoena her cat to see what her ass looks like. Taylor has probably taught it to talk by now.