The Nanny Got A $1M Offer To Play Batwoman In A Porn



“Would you rather look at me or that basic ass nanny?- Lindsey Pelas



Yeah, so Ben Affleck‘s ex-nanny/current captor Christine Ouzounian has a $1m porn offer on the table if she does three sex scenes in a Batman porn parody. This is your America.

 

TMZ has learned porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is offering Christine $1 mil to be in the sequel of “Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.” It’s not just a hit it and quit it scene … she’d be playing Batwoman, an integral part of the pornline … she’d have to act for two weeks and do 3 sex scenes.

I don’t want to raise my hand here, but shouldn’t this bitch be playing the villain? Her superpower could be getting hired as a nanny by a wife, then banging the husband while the wife is at yoga, then being fucking delusional enough to believe that someone would want to marry her on television. Like, I still don’t understand why any of this is happening. She looks like a lunch hostess at Red Robin.

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