Anybody up for seeing two pieces of toast have sex?
Taylor Swift is known for her sweet pop songs and ladylike image, but a source close to the star’s inner circle is threatening to tarnish her squeaky-clean reputation — by selling a sexy photo of Swift with her boyfriend, Calvin Harris! The insider obtained the photo and approached RadarOnline.com offering to sell. While Radar has refused to purchase the intimate pic, it is steamy, and was certainly not meant for public eyes.
Swift’s rep is already denying it, but please keep in mind, when Taylor Swift wipes her nose she requires human shields, so of course they’ll deny there’s a picture of Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris dry humping on the edge of Swift’s canopy bed with the door cracked so her cat can watch. I’d probably say this story was bullshit, because I’m not even sure Taylor Swift has sex, but she threw this up on Twitter in January.
PS any hackers saying they have ‘nudes’? Psssh you’d love that wouldn’t you! Have fun photoshopping cause you got NOTHING.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) January 27, 2015
Yes. It’s always a great idea to send a direct challenge to hackers because there’s no chance they’ll spend every waking moment finding the thing you told them they couldn’t find. Even if it’s only a pic of Taylor Swift giving Calvin Harris a handjob while trying to find a tutorial on Tumblr.
Taylor Swift Vanity Fair September 2015
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
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Taylor Swift
September 2015 issue of Vanity Fair
