If her albums don’t already clue you in, Taylor Swift, fueled by revenge, takes things personally and has crafted an almost angelic public persona with meticulous calculation to the point where some human living on Earth right now truly believe she invented people being friends. With that being said.
Adele’s brand new music video for her first single in years, “Hello,” debuted Friday to rave reviews and mounting views—so many, in fact, that it surmounted Swift’s record-breaking music video “Bad Blood” for most views in the first 24 hours. Adele may have taken a hiatus from breaking pop records, but this recent news indicates the 27-year-old Grammy winner hasn’t lost her midas touch.
“Hello” has 91M views right now, so you think Taylor Swift broke a YouTube record for “Bad Blood” for some other bitch to break it? Her boyfriend is already getting handjobs from Thai massage ladies. This will not end well for Adele. You’ve been warned. You can expect Taylor to retaliate by passive aggressively liking a tweet saying Adele uses a flip phone.
Just doing my part.
